I got someone with this joke today who happened to be talking about seeing bears in the wild:
- ME: You know you should take pepper spray with you on the trail just in case you see a bear.
- HER: Really?
- ME: Yes. And they recommend wearing little bells on your clothes to you can alert the bear you are coming and they'll walk off.
- HER: Hummmmmmm.....
- ME: You can tell the size and temperament of the bear by it's "scat", you know...poop.
- HER: Really?
- ME: Sure. You can tell a big bear if it's a big pile of "scat." If it's a small bear it'll be a small pile. If it's an aggressive bear, the "scat" will have bells in it and smell like pepper spray...
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