Wednesday, October 3, 2012

The IFI Chronicles: National Public Radio

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IFI got a lot of National and even International attention.  Prison Fellowship decided that when groups made requests to tour an IFI program, they decided to send them to IFI-IOWA.  Even National Public Radio decided to do a story about IFI.

A reporter and an audio technician showed up at the Newton Prison.  Sam Dye, Rod Brouwer (Aftercare Manager) a couple of inmates, and I walked around the prison with our two celebrities.

We showed Reporter-Gal and Sound-Guy the gym and health services.  We showed them the library and education.  We walked on the east side of the yard and showed them the Units A-D.  They looked at the weight yard and pickle ball and hairy-tattooed dudes in blue walking the track.  Then we headed to Unit E and Building M.

Reporter-Gal (who was doing the story) was very, very interested in questions concerning the TVs.  It was one of the first things she asked all of the inmates she encountered:

  • DO YOU HAVE A TV?
  • DO YOU MISS TV?
  • HOW MUCH TV CAN YOU WATCH?
  • IS THERE A TV IN YOUR ROOM?
  • DOES YOUR ROOM MATE HAVE A TV?
  • IS THERE A TV ON THE UNIT?
  • IF YOU WERE ON THE TITANIC AND IT WAS SINKING AND YOU HAD A PUPPY IN ONE ARM AND A TV IN THE OTHER, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU SAVE AND WHICH ONE WOULD YOU SEND TO A FRIGID WATERY GRAVE?

During these kinds of visits I adopted a “speak when spoken to” attitude. The less I said the better.  So as we were shepherding around Reporter-Gal and Sound-Guy I had said nothing.  Finally Reporter-Gal and I had this interaction:

REPORTER-GAL: Well? How about you? Do you have a TV?
           
ME: Yes. Yes I do. (I couldn’t tell a lie.)
           
REPORTER-GAL: Ahhhhhhhhhhh….
           
SOUND-GUY: Leans in with microphone…
           
REPORTER-GAL: Do you watch it much?
           
ME: Not really.
           
SOUND-GUY: Leans in even closer with microphone…
           
ME: I really don’t have time to watch much TV.
           
REPORTER-GAL: Hmmmmmm…..

SAM DYE  to REPORTER-GAL: You realize he (me) is an IFI employee and not an inmate? Right?

REPORTER-GAL: Looks disappointed…

SOUND-GUY: Shuts of recording devise…

I did not make it on the NPR report.

chris

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