Monday, October 31, 2011

The Nashville Chronicles (Part I)

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Amy and I had been married for a year when we moved to Nashville.

Even though I had graduated high school a year before Amy, I still had two student teachings to do after she graduated.  So she worked at Wal-Mart in Kirksville, I student taught in Ottumwa and Macon.  Then I substitute taught in the Kirksville schools for a semester.

Nashville was the hub (still is) of what I call “Corporate” Christian Music (CCM). That is, companies that treat Christian Music as a genre (or sub genre) and who market and profit from “Christian Music” product such as, the sale of recordings, radio airplay, posters, t-shirts, books, other junk, etc. If you wanted a national exposure and presence, you had to be in Nashville.  All of the Christian Music record labels were based in Nashville (Word, Star Song, Light, and Reunion) although all of the Christian record labels put together didn’t come close to even one major secular music label.  In 1986 I read a book by a Christian Music artist/producer Chris Christian about how to break into the Christian Music Business.  One of the “steps” was, “Move to Nashville.”  So that’s what we planned to do.

Up until the Jesus People of the 60’s & 70’s, Gospel music was dominated by Southern Gospel, Black Gospel, and Inspirational music, all of which I could not stand let alone track with.  All of the Southern Gospel record labels had ties to Country Music as well, hence the strong Nashville presence.  But those hippies from the 60’s and 70’s wanted music they could enjoy, and the traditional church experience was right in the middle of their anti-establishment attitude.  They liked Jesus.  They didn’t like the traditional Church or any of its trappings.  Fast forward 20 years later. “Contemporary” Christian music is on the cusp of taking over the Christian Music industry, but most of the people in power at the record labels have the old-school traditional attitude.  One factor eventually ended up prevailing and changing the industry. Money.  CCM had the potential to reach a huge un-tapped market, a market that had lots of disposable cash.  The Southern Gospel audience was aging and dwindling.  Amy and I arrived in Nashville in the midst of that tumultuous transition.

When we arrived in Nashville Amy and I went to as many seminars, meetings, discussion groups, forums as we could about the Christian Music Industry.  A lot of good questions (important questions) were posed and discussed ad-nausem.  But at the heart of every discussion was the key conundrum: Were we a ministry or were we entertainment?  This question nearly caused fist-fights everywhere we went.  People would start slinging Bible verses and examples and people’s salvation would be questioned and it was spicy.  With Tony and Potter’s Clay it was very clear.  We wrote songs and constructed our sets with a very specific goal.  We wanted to move people’s minds and hearts towards the Lord and His purposes.   We were a ministry plain and simple.  We were the proto-typical regional artist.  We had no “machinery” behind us. Tony booked and made the arrangements.  We raised our own money and did our own recording and everything we got in funds went right back into the ministry.  In Nashville, that was not the modus operandi but here I am getting ahead of myself.

I fancied myself as a keyboard player.  I had a particular style (having loved Keith Emerson, Rick Wakeman, and George Gershwin) and I practiced a lot.  I had played music with Eric Lear and even had a parody type band with my room mate Phil called The What (instead of The Who get it…) Mostly I did more solo work at churches.  My Christian Music hero at the time was Michael W. Smith. I really wanted to be him.  He had played on Amy Grants albums.  He had gone on tour with Amy (we who fancied ourselves CCM-ers called her by her first name) and some of his music was really cool.  Some of his lyrics were kind of lame, but the music was cool.  I saw him live a couple of times and was hooked.  That’s what I wanted to do.  Fall of 1986 a group of us drove from Missouri to the Des Moines Civic Center to see his “Big Picture” Tour.  It is still one of my favorite concerts ever.

Since we wanted to move to Nashville, Amy and I thought we should visit there. So in the late winter of 1987 we took a road trip to the Music City.  Amy’s mother had a childhood friend who had married and moved to Nashville years earlier, so we stayed with them.  I had never been down south before.  The drive from St. Louis, through Illinois, then Kentucky, and finally into Tennessee was magical.  The terrain was so different.  The colors were different. We came around that big sweeping curve near Madison, TN that led to the north side of the downtown.  We crossed the Cumberland River and there we were.  We drove down West End, past Centennial Park where there was an exact replica of the Parthenon, past Vanderbilt University and eventually into the Green Hills area where Carl and Mona lived (perfect southern hosts in a perfect old southern home.)

We drove around potential neighborhoods and ended up looking for houses in Belleview.  We ate Thai food at the International Market behind Belmont College.  We drove around Music Row and were surprised to see the record and publishing company offices were little more than converted houses along a couple different streets.  We went to the American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers (ASCAP) offices and met with a representative.  He listened to my demos and said because I had commercial recordings and that I played live I could join.  We drove by Belmont Church where Amy Grant and Michael W. Smith attended.

On our Friday night in Nashville we went to the Koinonia Bookstore and Coffee House.  It was famous (in a small way) to Christian Music geeks (like me) who knew that it was one of the first “Jesus Music” venues in the 70’s.  Amy had reportedly got her start there and so we were came to pay homage.

The place was packed when we get there and the first person I see is Rich Mullins.  He was a songwriter and artist.  Amy Grant had covered his song, “Sing Your Praise to the Lord” and it was a big “hit.”  I had even shamelessly ripped that song off with a song of my own called, “We have Won.”  I was ecstatic.  We sat on the floor about 5-feet from the little stage. Rich and his friend “Beaker” played guitars and dulcimer and a keyboard with a huge rack of components.  It was awesome.  It couldn’t get better. The EMCEE for the night was a new country artist named Bruce Carroll who went on to success, but at that time he was only local.   I picked his brain about how to get started and his only advice was to get good songs and build industry relationships.

After Rich’s set was done I was ready to stay in Nashville and not go back to Missouri.  Then Bruce walked back to the mic and said sheepishly, “Ladies and gentlemen, Michael W. Smith.”  And as if he had read my mind he said, “That’s right, Michael W. Smith.”  The place exploded with shouts of about 100 people as “Smitty” walked to the keyboard.  Again, we were about 5-feet away from him as he played for about an hour, just him and the keyboard.  He had a bit of a cold (and let’s face it, he’s not the strongest vocalist) but it was awesome.  It had snowed a little bit that morning but it had all melted by the evening.  He said he was inspired to write something while watching the snow that morning and he proceeded to play the rough version of what would eventually become the theme music for his first Christmas CD.

The next night at Koinonia there was an open mic so I sang a couple of songs and got a good response from the audience.  That sealed the deal.  I thought it was a sign.  By this time next year I was going to be a big-time Christian Artist.

Not so much…

chris

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Muff Potter

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Fall of 2007 Christian was 8 years old.  He was cast as one of the "whitewash-the-fence" boys in Tom Sawyer.  He was young, cute, and little.

Fall of 2011 Christian has been cast as "Muff Potter" (Injun Joe's henchman who gets framed for the Dr's murder) in Tom Sawyer. Same show in the same theater. Many of the same props and set pieces.

He's now 5'6", weigh's about 130 lbs.  He looks like a man up there compared to the others.  It did my heart good to hear the directors and production people call his name over and over in rehearsal to ask him to be responsible to put this set piece here and that prop there.  It was good to see him showing the other boy's where to stand and when to exit.

He is the only one of my boys in this show.  He's responsible for all his own costume pieces and paraphernalia.

Where did my little boy go? (and how did he become an alcoholic? Thanks Mr. Clemens.)

chris

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Here's what I think...

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Here's what I think:

There are 0 presidential candidates I have faith in.

The Chiefs will win Monday 27-24 on a field goal as time expires.

Madeline Clem is a best "Aida" I've ever seen.

If I was still in Nashville I'd make some serious money managing Jillian Jamison's New Country career.

I'm still cranky a lot.

Jaron is a good looking guy.

Crunch-n-Munch is better than Cracker Jacks & Fiddle Faddle.

Tim Heizer is awesome.

I'm either jealous or I have a man-crush on Mr. Dr. Burns.

I'm a worse carpenter than I was 10-years ago.

Christian needs a haircut.

"Cinnamon Life" cereal is better than "Maple Syrup & Brown Sugar Life" cereal.

Wesley is becoming smoother...

So far, having no working furnace for the down stairs has been liveable.

Soon, having no working furnace down stairs will NOT be liveable.

I can't wait for daylight savings to end.

Amy should make a lasagna (she's better at it than I am.)

There will eventually be one giant NCAA Division I Football Conference called The Big CXIX.

I miss Eric.

I'm going to bed.

chris

Friday, October 28, 2011

Cop-Out...

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Jaron is in AIDA this weekend...

...nuff said.

chris

(Congrats Cards!)

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Spina Bifida (or "I Saw a Miracle")

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The King’s Daughters’ School (KDS) has an Early Learning Program (ELP) for pre-K students 4 to 6 years of age with developmental disabilities.  Spina Bifida is one of the disabilities some of the students have. 

(IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING…)

Spina bifida ("split spine") is a developmental congenital disorder caused by the incomplete closing of the embryonic neural tube. Some vertebrae overlying the spinal cord are not fully formed and remain unfused and open. If the opening is large enough, this allows a portion of the spinal cord to protrude through the opening in the bones. There may or may not be a fluid-filled sac surrounding the spinal cord.
Myelomeningocele is the most significant form and it is this that leads to disability in most affected individuals. Spina bifida can be surgically closed after birth, but this does not restore normal function to the affected part of the spinal cord. The protruded portion of the spinal cord and the nerves which originate at that level of the cord are damaged or not properly developed. As a result, there is usually some degree of paralysis and loss of sensation below the level of the spinal cord defect. Thus, the higher the level of the defect, the more severe the associated nerve dysfunction and resultant paralysis. People may have ambulatory problems, loss of sensation, deformities of the hips, knees or feet and loss of muscle tone. Depending on the location of the lesion, intense pain may occur originating in the lower back, and continuing down the leg to the back of the knee.

To recap: we served 4-year-olds who had part of their spines open who had limited to no mobility or use of their legs who could experienced pain if they did try to use their legs.  It makes for a challenging childhood.

Every morning those cute 4 and 5-year-olds would march in the building. Some had Down’s Syndrome. Some had cerebral palsy. Some had some unspecified developmental delay.  And a few had Spina Biffida.  The students who had Spina Bifida were in wheelchairs, however, some of them could learn to use a walker and even eventually walk with leg braces.

There were two students I distinctly remember.  One boy (I’m going to call him Patrick) was just as beautiful as he could be.  He had blonde, almost white hair, a bright smile and a streak of orneriness in his pale blue eyes.  He was always so happy and talkative…until the day they decided to make him use his walker from the front door of the school to his classroom.

Patrick was in so much pain, was so frustrated, and so used to being pushed around in his little wheel chair that he cried the entire time he used that walker.  At first it took him a full ½ hour to get to his classroom.  And that cry was heartbreaking.  It sounded as If he was being tortured.  The teacher was unmoved by his pleas for help.  She would quietly walk about 20 feet in front of him and slightly encourage him, “You have to keep walking.  You have to get up. No I’m not carrying you. No you can’t have your wheel chair.”  The whimpering was maddening.

One time I came out of the teacher’s lounge and got between Patrick and his teacher.  It was kind of like stepping between a grizzly bear and her cub.  Patrick slipped from his walker and I bent like I was going to help him up.  I heard an icy, “no” behind me.  I turned and saw a look of, ”touch him and you lose that hand” from the teacher (I didn’t question it either, she was scary.)  My job was tough, but that level of “this is for your own good” was beyond me.

Patrick’s mother would come to school early so he would have time to get to class.  She would plop him at the front door of the school with his walker and march right back to her car and leave, no matter what sound was coming out of him.  You know that was tough.  But she knew Patrick was in good hands and what was being done had to be done.

In that same class was another student, “Jimmy.”  He also had Spina Bifida, and a wheelchair, and a walker.  I didn’t know what was happening in his family’s life or any of their circumstances.  I did however observe that Jimmy’s mom got him to school late every day.  She would bustle in through the side door closest to his classroom.  He usually had a convenience-store chocolate milk and/or a package of mini-doughnuts in his hand.  Then his mom would stay a while in the room.  I did see him with his walker just a few times, crying.  But I didn’t see him that often.

Through the year I became anesthetized to sounds of Patrick crying in the halls.  I had my own fish to fry and so the school year progressed, then the summer program, then the new school year.

At the beginning of the next school year I was running around the building (as I usually did) acting like I had something important to do.  I had an arm full of papers as I turned a corner.  I was stopped in my tracks and nearly pitched them all to the floor.

There, in the middle of the hall

with his new school clothes,

new backpack,

new leg braces,

and no walker

was Patrick, walking to class.

He was excited to see his teacher and was happily chatting away about his summer.  I must have had a stunned look on my face. All I could do was say, “HEY!”  That ELP teacher barely looked my direction, but she had a look of pride (dare I say “smugness”) on her face.  She deserved to be smug.

I saw a miracle that day.

The next summer I saw Jimmy playing developmental T-ball.  He was full-time in a wheel chair.  Jimmy was obese, never to use his walker again.

(You can fill in your own life lesson here:_____________________________________)

chris

To learn more about Spina Bifida: http://www.spinabifidaassociation.org/

To learn more about The King’s Daughter’s School: http://www.tkds.org/

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Arlo Guthrie, where are you?

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This whole "occupy" thing is fascinating.  And quite frankly, I'm jealous...but I'm getting ahead of myself.

People are protesting "greed" by sitting down and doing nothing.  Is that the way you do it?

I want to start a different protest against another character flaw. But which one?

Here are the "Big 7": wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, gluttony...

Which one to choose?

>Wrath: The whole "occupy" thing seems a bit angry and "wrath-like" by it's very nature

>Greed: Taken

>Sloth: Fighting sloth by sitting around? Mixed message at best.

>Pride: I'm afraid I'd get all puffed-up in my spirit, "That's right.I started the "Down With Pride" movement!"

>Lust: The anti-greed rallies are already inundated with prostitutes.  What kind of crowd would an anti-lust rally draw?

>Envy: I'm doing this whole protest thing out of envy.

>Gluttony: Not in America! (plus, protesting makes me hungry)

So, I was going to protest procrastination, but, I DECIDED TO DO IT LATER (wa, wa, wa, waaaaaaaa)

chris