Mr. Geil Explains the News: 10/11/19 or "UKRAINE + PHONE CALLS + BIDEN = IMPEACHMENT?"

Mr. Geil Explains the News.
UKRAINE + PHONE CALLS + BIDEN = IMPEACHMENT?
1. Hunter Biden is Joe Biden’s youngest son. He is either an entrepreneur or a bum.
2. In 2014 Hunter Biden got on the board of a Ukranian natural gas company “Burisma Holdings” and was paid $50,000.00 a month because he is really good at gas, or he was the son of the Vice President of the US of A. *Previously Hunter Biden had 0% experience in the natural gas industry, he’d never even been to Taco Bell.
3. Also in 2014, “Burisma Holdings” was under investigation for corruption by the National Anti-Corruption Bureau of Ukraine because of stuff they did/or didn’t do with the Ukranian Ecology Board in 2010-2012.
4. Joe Biden told the Ukraine Government, “Get rid of Viktor Shokin (a head dude at the Anti-Corruption Bureau) or we won’t give you a billion dollars.”
5. This was done either because Shokin was investigating a natural gas company tied to Biden's son or it was because Shokin wasn't pursuing corruption among the country's politicians.
6. In 2019, Trump called the leader of Ukraine and said, “Hey, could you please look into this whole Corruption Investigation/Biden/get-rid-of-Shokin-thing” Trump then added/or didn’t add, “Or I won’t give you a billion dollars.”
7. Then someone blew a whistle or someone made up that someone blew a whistle.
8. The (possibly made-up) person who blew the whistle did or did not work for Biden in the past and may or may not be working for Biden now (if that person is real.)
9. Then someone said that someone else may also possibly blow yet another whistle...or maybe not.
10. When asked about that time Trump pressured him to investigate something about Biden and something else because of money, the Ukranian President, Volodymyr Zelensky answered, “No he didn’t.”
11. Then the questioner replied, “Oh yay? Well, we have whistles.”
12. Also, Presidents may or may not be able to tell people in other governments they can or can’t have money if they do or don’t do things.
13. Also, also, other people running for president may or may not have asked other governments to investigate Trump when he was running for President the first time.
14. Also, also, also, let's just add this to the list of reason's why Trump may (or may not) need to be impeached.
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