I need a new knee...

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The other day my right leg locked in a bent position for three days.  I made my wife go buy me some crutches.  I went to work and endured the endless questions, "Hey, whats wrong with your leg?" So I decided to give everyone a different answer.
"Hey, whats wrong with your leg?"
"Cramp"
"Hey, whats wrong with your leg?"
"LJIS (Long John Silver Impersonator Syndrome)"
"Hey, whats wrong with your leg?"
"Antelope attack"
"Hey, whats wrong with your leg?"
"Parasitic Twin"
"Hey, whats wrong with your leg?"
"Nothing, but there's something wrong with my armpitts"
"Hey, whats wrong with your leg?"
"Oldness"

Actually that last one is true.

So I'm going to hold out for 10 years if I can and get a new 30 year ceramic knee.

I asked my Dr. if I could get a lego knee,  but he was not amused.

chris