So I exit MO Highway 71 North at Blue Ridge Blvd and take a left. At the stop light I see the usual "Liberty Tax Service Foam Statue of Liberty" person waving at people. This person is short so the giant seafoam green Statue of Liberty mask looks even creepier (kind of like a Statue of Liberty bobble-head.)
Yesterday at the corner of Mur-Len & 135th I saw two Liberty Tax minions working the corner. One had the aforementioned full foam suit (and was busting some righteous moves to her/his iPod) and the other had a toga and the SOL crown thingy who was texting.
Apparently the Liberty Tax office at Blue Ridge & 71 Highway was very committed to their corner attractions. There were four people on display:
1: The aforeafoermentioned foam person,
2: A super-skinny African-American lady wearing a tight bright red mini-dress, bright blue lace hose, knee-high black go-go boots, a bobbed auburn wig, and some type of glossy (vinyl) waist coat (color undetermined,)
3: A not super skinny (or any kind of skinny) AA woman wearing some sort of burnt orange jump-suit, stiletto heels, a weave of straight brown hair attached to the very crown of her head, down her shoulders and the middle of her back, while wearing a full length white fur coat,
4: And a round biker looking white dude with straight long long hair and beard that rested on his fat belly, wearing jeans and a Harley T-Shirt.
I have to admit the 71/Blue Ridge team kicked the 135th/Mur-Len team's butt!
Then the light changed at the intersection.
Go-Go Boots, White Fur Coat, and Fat Biker all crossed at the light. Fat Biker appeared to be injured or drunk or something because he needed the assistance of White Fur Coat to make it across the street with Go-Go Boots skittering behind them.
They weren't "working." They were out for a little stroll.
Mr/Mrs Seafoam suddenly looked pretty normal.
chris
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